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Bikini Zombie Slayers

They say that Sam Jackson agreed to do the movie Snakes on a Plane purely based on the kick-ass title. He didn't even read the script. He just thought to himself that a movie with a title like that just cannot possibly fail.

I suspect that the same was true for anyone who worked on the video game Bikini Zombie Slayers. Check out some footage from the game (warning, it's a little bloody), and then the wacky promo video afterwards.

Amazing Japanese LEGO Warship

Possibly in preparation to battle LEGO Somali pirates, this Japanese guy has put together an astounding warship built from LEGO blocks. It is more than 21 feet long and weighs in at over 330 pounds. That's a lot of LEGOs!

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Crazy Tetris in Japan

Here are a few interesting variants of Tetris in Japan. And by interesting, I mean completely effin' ridiculous. The first one looks pretty easy, but they get a little more difficult after that. It's fun to listen to this guy's reactions as he plays. He's pretty frustrated with the whole mess.

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Japanese Boob-Grabbing Machine

Japan is the best country ever for headlines. Yes, you read that right. Japan now has one of those claw machines, and the object of this especially fun game is to grab as many boobs as you can. I'm sure this will induce nostalgic flashbacks in many of you to your highschool days.

I have to admit though that boobs do look a little disturbing when they aren't attached to any body, and piled two feet high in a glass box. But I doubt anyone will care, and I'm sure this game will be played for hours on end by young teenage boys who are having trouble finding any genuine boobs to grab in their real lives.

Check out Winnie the Pooh off to the left. I bet he's feeling all sad and left out of the action!


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Hot Japanese Idol of the Day: Mai Nadasaka

WOOOO! Japanese guy provides own Commentary over Mario game.

This is one of the best videos I've seen in a long time. I mean, this guy is either drunk (as the video title says) or he just has a really REALLY fun personality. With broken English, and possibly a little bit of tourette's syndrome mixed in there as well. Watch him play Mario here, as he comments along the way with sporatic shouts of "Woooo!" "Oh my god!" and various expletives as well. 





I played Mario as a kid as well, but I don't think I enjoyed it to the same extent as this guy. Apparently this one was making the rounds on niconicodouga, and it's easy to see why. I'd love to see him to a sequel to this one, but next time show a video of himself rather than just audio. I wonder how he would respond to this:

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